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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed

Journal Entry: Wed Mar 19, 2008, 9:26 AM
Someone email me when ^StJoan has finished her tenure as least discerning dA staff member to ever feature poetry.

In the meantime, you know where I am :)

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Oi. Writer. You should do this!
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: ian work
  • Watching: my nails grow

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Devious Comments

~critmass:iconcritmass: 14 hours 47 minutes ago
unique spam

cut and paste bandaids

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there is a wisdom in the wave
~Saint-Nightmare:iconSaint-Nightmare: 5 days 14 hours ago Mood: Sweet
I miss your fun-ness.
And pretty spring pinkness.
If you were here, or I was there, we'd have a pic-nic underneath the willow tree, and I would make you a daisy chain. Or maybe I'd use daffodils and tulips.

There's an apple tree in bloom outside my window. It tells me I need to write again, but I'm too busy smiling. It's the smell that really gets to me.
Or maybe it's telling me THIS is what its all about. Maybe it's all about crowning a friend with early spring flowers, and telling silly stories amongst the roots of budding trees.
And if that is all there is, than that is just fine.

I went to work today with a flower tucked behind my ear.

I hope this finds you happy and smiling, my spring love. :rose:

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WRITE MOTHERFUCKER
~PandaMuffin5:iconPandaMuffin5: May 7, 2008, 6:45:23 PM
most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I



received this



letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and



within a



week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,



this

really



works!!!!











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1. To yourself, say the name of the only



guy or girl you wanna be with 3



times!











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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish



within the next week and say it to your self

6



times!!











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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to



yourself 9 times!!!








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4. Think of something that you want to happen



between you and that 1special person and say



it to your self 12

times!!!












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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as



you scroll down focus and



concentrate on it and think on nothing



else but that wish.











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Now make one last &final wish about that one wish

that you picked.







After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people,



and what



you wished for will come true within in one week!







u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your



crush!!!



























































Keep going

down



























Keep going







































Keep

going








































!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was



your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important



message!



Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda



chain



letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863

and



if you



break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing



these



stories.







First Example:



Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,



up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same



kid



since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any



attention to



it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her



dad



got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent



the



letter none of that would have happened and her mom

would be alive.







Second Example:



Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average



nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the



signs of



your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51



people in



the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd



grade. The



next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for



him ever



since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,



and of



course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew

up



and



married each other to live happily forever.







Third Example:



Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll



get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just



getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that



popular but



not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his



friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart



kid and



he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled



a few



friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day,

about



that



same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!



then his



dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him



Nintendo64 and



play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best



friend



gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and



Limp



Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was



goin' wild!



the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been



going out



ever since.







Now, you heard the stories. I know

which person i'd rather



be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but



thats



only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go



out with



that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you



send



this to-



1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love



life.....forever!!!!!



10 people- your crush will say they like you as a



friend......ONLY!!!!!



15 people- your crush will say they like you



20 people- your crush will ask you out!



25 people- your crush will kiss you!!



30 people - Your crush

will have sex with you



35 people or more- All of the above!!



Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have



everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any



friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go



in a



chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the



catch.....you only
Reply

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why must everything end this way.
we in this damned world,
shall suffer no more than empty promises
~critmass:iconcritmass: Apr 18, 2008, 2:57:42 PM
its kinda weird 2 see my comments dominate your message board

and sad to watch as you slowly move away from this forum for poets

good poets like you
good people like you

if you ride your bike
I'll be somewhere smiling.

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there is a wisdom in the wave
~critmass:iconcritmass: Apr 3, 2008, 7:29:59 AM
i was up at 3am lookin in my knickers drawer for some notes or sumthin to inspire me ito writting you a bithday pome but all i found was tightly woven cotton and ugly lint that i thought i had given up long ago and damn dont ya know it 7am and i stll am wound up tighter than a pare of whiteeeez- which of course in some Sir-cles is the beez kneez and fodder for a lettr home 2 mum.

this qualifies as my 3rd poem in april

happy birthday love

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there is a wisdom in the wave
~commodore64:iconcommodore64: Apr 2, 2008, 5:41:50 PM
Happy Birthday to you!

(f)
~critmass:iconcritmass: Mar 31, 2008, 12:07:38 PM
this qualifies as my april 2nd installment

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there is a wisdom in the wave
~critmass:iconcritmass: Mar 31, 2008, 11:18:48 AM
you probably dont
know this
and why would ya
but i have a TK metre
on my knicker loops
and it appears that blokes
are jumpin thru hoops
to mention you on
the lit forum page place
and you certainly dont
have to hide or save any
face but you should drop by
for a nosey and get some
giggles out of the whole roww
ya know.

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there is a wisdom in the wave
~critmass:iconcritmass: Mar 28, 2008, 10:44:29 AM
sob sob

lolly dont bring me flowers

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there is a wisdom in the wave
~critmass:iconcritmass: Mar 28, 2008, 10:41:45 AM
is it napromryemo yet?

i think thet should call it naypalmlipbalm

april is earthquake preparedness month in the states

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there is a wisdom in the wave
~jack-cade:iconjack-cade: Mar 25, 2008, 11:18:06 AM
Lolly seems to be keeping an eye on your account. I worry that he's about to go, "That's it, I've had enough" as is his wont.

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~aForgottenSin:iconaForgottenSin: Mar 19, 2008, 6:09:46 PM
I just wanted to say that I thoroughly enjoy reading your journal entries, and even more your poetry, so thank you for sharing it all :)

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We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.
~critmass:iconcritmass: Mar 19, 2008, 8:13:04 AM
self port of an artist as a clam:


I tried to get 86ed from borders last night

i brazenly took a plastic sample cup full of caramel milk duds-slammed it down like an irish car bomb and threw the cup over my head and behind me as i strutted down the magazine isle on my way to discovering that the erotic books are just opposite the religious materials- bibles and laced boots touching spine to spine! oh the humanity! crime of the century!

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there is a wisdom in the wave
~Saint-Nightmare:iconSaint-Nightmare: Mar 17, 2008, 8:46:19 PM
Hey there pretty girl.
I'm still waiting by the apple tree.

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WRITE MOTHERFUCKER
=divBy0:icondivBy0: Mar 17, 2008, 7:46:19 PM
thanks for stopping by!

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:orange::butterflytwo: Prince

JOIN THIS CONTEST
~critmass:iconcritmass: Mar 17, 2008, 1:55:23 PM
postal recipro is overrated- as motivation is blind and in kind comm is for narrowthink

:wink:

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there is a wisdom in the wave
=Darkdesyre:iconDarkdesyre: Mar 15, 2008, 8:43:53 AM
Thank you so much for stopping by my gallery and for the watch hun!

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Follow me into the desert as thirsty as you are... soundgarden
*VirginiaVitamins:iconVirginiaVitamins: Mar 9, 2008, 10:39:25 PM
Wow thanks so much for the watch. :)

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The Ever-Lovin' Blue-Eyed Virginia.
~critmass:iconcritmass: Mar 3, 2008, 8:55:46 AM
it's hard to believe that stones can roll that far...

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there is a wisdom in the wave
`imperfect:iconimperfect: Mar 2, 2008, 3:04:57 PM
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spot the love

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It seems a fantastic paradox, but it is nevertheless a most important truth, that no architecture can be truly noble which is not imperfect.
~critmass:iconcritmass: Mar 2, 2008, 10:50:30 AM
thinking about Snooppy's first born
reminissing about his dad's first experience
with a bunny rabbit may pole dance

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there is a wisdom in the wave
`imperfect:iconimperfect: Mar 2, 2008, 5:09:25 AM
what are you thinking?

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It seems a fantastic paradox, but it is nevertheless a most important truth, that no architecture can be truly noble which is not imperfect.
~critmass:iconcritmass: Mar 1, 2008, 9:51:30 PM
I'm at a coffee home drinking so so coffee way too late in the evening and thinking about shit.

our birthdays are about a moth apart

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there is a wisdom in the wave